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24 April 2011

Wish

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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate.

She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.

"See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa."

"It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the map again."

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Review of the BATTLE FOR TERRA

Synopsis: The film tells the story of Senn (Justin Long) and Mala (Evan Rachel Wood), two rebellious alien teens living on the beautiful planet Terra, a place that promotes peace and tolerance, having long ago rejected war and weapons of mass destruction. But... The film tells the story of Senn (Justin Long) and Mala (Evan Rachel Wood), two rebellious alien teens living on the beautiful planet Terra, a place that promotes peace and tolerance, having long ago rejected war and weapons of mass destruction. But when Terra is invaded by human beings fleeing a civil war and environmental catastrophe, the planet is plunged into chaos. During the upheaval, Mala befriends an injured human pilot (Luke Wilson) and each learns the two races are not so different from one another. Together they must face the terrifying realization that in a world of limited resources, only one of their races is likely to survive.

source : rottentomatoes.blogspot.com

Warren Buffet Tips

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These are some tips from the famous person ,The third rich man in the world ,Mr warren buffet who is the ceo in berkshire hathaway . He is a simple and humble man . he always share some tips to all of the people around the world. and these tips are some of the other tips.

Hard work: All hard work bring a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty.

Laziness: A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.

Earnings: Never depend on a single source of income. [ At least make your Investments get you second earning

Spending: If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.

Savings: Don't save what is left after spending; Spend what is left after saving.

Borrowings: The borrower becomes the lender's slave.

Accounting: It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.

Auditing: Beware of little expenses; A small leak can sink a large ship.

Risk-taking: Never test the depth of the river with both feet. [ Have an alternate plan ready ]

Investment: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

source:http://babajidesalu.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/warren-buffets-10-tips-for-2009/

For the candidate of marketers

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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

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Indonesia is a country with a lot of number of the students which are very potential, unfortunately the education facility in Indonesia worse than that in the other country. This problem cause many of the students in Indonesia prefer to have accomplish their education abroad rather than in Indonesia.Besides the facility ,it will be more interesting to study in the place where you really want to go. The number of students study in many countries, but based on metro top ten, it is noted the top ten countries which become the destination of the students in Indonesia. These are the lists

1.Unites States
United States is the one of the famous country not only for indonesian students but also for the students around the world. There are many top universities like Harvard university, Yale university, Mit university that can be the place for the student who is very serious in the education.

2. Australia
More than 15.000 indonesian students went to australia each year to study. Many scholarship were offered by australia example by ADS program. The best university in australia is Australian National University,the other famous university in Australia were Monash University, UNSW, and Sydney University

3. Singapore
18.000 college students are from Indonesia, the reason for them to choose singapore as a destination : schollarsihp offered, after graduated almost all of them get job. the best University in Indonesia in Singapore is NUS and Nanyang Tech university.

4. Malaysia
The reason for choosing to accomplish education in malaysia are: its nearer to indonesia from the distance aspect ,the fee is cheaper,and it's claimed that the quality is better than indonesia hmm.....

5. German
The reason for choosing German : the cheapest fee ,aroun 78 millions rupiah for S1,well known for its technic program. 2500 students from indonesia.

6.Japan
1.500 students come from indonesia in japan Tokyo University is one of the most famous universities in japan based on THES(Times Higher Education Suppplement).

7.British
Most of the students in indonesia study in british to take undergratueated program, with business major,art or pschycology. However the fee is still very expensive. The best universities are Oxford University and Cambridge University.

8.Netherlands
In netherlands, indonesian students are the top five after the other countries students.The number of the students in netherlands are estimated around 1450 students dan are estimated more every year. .

9.Egypt
University Al Azhar is the centre of the islamic major for the indonesian students. Almost 5000 students from indonesia study there and together to visit haghag pyramid

10. China
Language become the choosen major for indonesian, after that medical. Beijng University is one of the famous universities.

source : http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=3286068
source : http://adhimaswijaya.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/10-negara-tujuan-pelajar-indonesia/
How about you ? Which one do you prefer?